Cornwall 2004

Avoid Newquay like the plague. During the day its full of topless red skinned youths. During the evenings its full of drunken topless red skinned youths.

Newquay must be the toilet of Cornwall and the people are'nt very friendly either. I had to ask in a sweet shop where the bus station was only to be told there was'nt one. On leaving the shop I discovered it was next door. They advertise 'Jamaica Inn' all over town but no buses go there!

The hotel made a big thing about its 'lift to the beach' but never worked once when I was there..

The 'traditional Cornish pasty' appears to come in all sorts of flavours except traditional!

Padstow - Now this is a nice place except that the bars appear to be populated by racists....

Scilly Isles - Pleasant enough but the food left something to be desired. I had a lasagne in a bar and it was probably the worst lasagne I have ever had.